Learn Chinese in FIVE MINUTES!!!

(Must Read Out Loud)

1) That's not right.............................................. Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive........................ Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP.................................................. Kum Hia
4) Stupid Man...................................................... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse..................................................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach.................................. Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped the coffee table.............................. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift............................. Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...................................... Wai So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet....................... Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone................................. No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week....... Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight........................................ Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile......................... Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive.......................... Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great................................................................ Fa Kin Su Pah

50 Cent almost too stupid to speak

IF I WERE HIS MOTHER, I WOULD HAVE HIM TAKEN OUTSIDE AND SHOT.
Just caught an interview with rapper 50 Cent, as he is known to his fans (his real name is Miles Scaife-Dingethorpe).
A fascinating young man, though unfortunately almost too stupid to speak.

"The music business is really the business of selling music," he argued, "so I do what I do."

Music? The oaf wouldn't know the difference between a tune, meaningful lyrics, and a bash in the crock with a salami. I would like to dig up Ludwig van, or one of those boys, and introduce them. "This is how we do music now, Ludo. You spent a year studying with Haydn in Vienna; this guy spent two years in jail for armed robbery and dealing crack. Not only can he not read music, he cannot read at all; indeed, he can barely even speak. And yet he thrives."


"Vas?"



Language warning: he doesn't know any language. While he has mastered basic phrases and threats, his speech is of little communicative significance and incoherent under most circumstances.
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He made more than 50 million last year. Well, he wouldn't be doing so well if I were in charge. I would have him taken outside and shot.

It's not just 50 cent, by the way. It's all rappers. They all suck. None of their songs are about anything original or meaningful, and this whole country is brainwashed by the tunes that professionals create because they actually trigger some sort of thing in your brain that makes you like the song. Ew ew ew.

Listen to something different. Listen to music.

He has attitude, i.e., a grumpy face. The crucifixes are to ward off bats.

Aberzombie and Bitch

What's with these stores??? Hollister, A&F, etc...
They're honestly all owned by the same money-hungry company. I guess some people don't really live where all the paper-thin advertisements (ahem, graphic t-shirts) are worn by every freaking kid aged 9-17, but I do. Seriously, when we have those days at school where everyone is supposed to wear a certain color, let's just say it's blue, everyone would all look the same. Not the same because they're all wearing shades of blue, but the same because on every one of their shirts is 'A&F' or 'Fitch' or 'Abercrombie.' Every single person you see when you walk down the halls is wearing that!!! And the worst part is, people wearing that crap feel that by flaunting 'The Moose,' they are 'cool.' But Abercrombie isn't really fashion- it's just jeans-and-a-tshirt, 'fit in!!! because everyone else will be wearing THE EXACT SAME THING AS YOU!!!!' wannabe so-called style. Welcome to the days where people can no longer ask you where you got that cute outfit, because
a.) The outfit isn't that cute, and
b.) The store where you bought it is already plastered a hundred million times on what you're wearing.
Plus, my nearest mall only contains stores that are most likely to earn them money. In other words- Abercrombie and Fitch, abercrombie, Hollister, Aero, A&E. Not a single Urban Outfitters, Delia's, WetSeal, Forever21, Garage, or Papaya. So the people in my area don't really get the chance to see all the cool and unique clothing out there. If they want to walk through the mall for a few minutes, they won't get any of that impulsive 'Oh my god, I love those hot pink skinny jeans/funky blouse/awesome blazer, etc- people will be begging to know where I got that' moments; instead, they get naked models shoving Abercrombie in their face.

That's another thing- have any of you noticed that Abercrombie/Hollister models NEVER wear anything??? Aren't they supposed to be promoting that store's clothes??

Okay, my large-ish rant is done.
It felt good to get that out.

A Disturbed Obsession

Okay, so I just have to tell the zero people reading my blog about the greatest band to walk this planet. Their name is Disturbed. Sometime soon you'll probably read a blog about my sincere and vile hate towards all pop and rap and 'modern' music. But Disturbed can totally keep it going through all the crap you hear on the radio and keep a sound that's original and amazing. Their lyrics are everything you can ask for in Rock (even though their genre is totally undecided, it's classified as Rock on iTunes, but I think it's more of a hard rock/alternative metal)- they punch out awesome war ballads, make love seem like a twisting turmoil of suicidal and totally emo yet somewhat poeticy pain, and, best of all, they totally shun Bush. I don't really know what shun means, i just like it and say it a lot.



But seriously, these guys rock. You NEED to check them out. They are the textbook definition of Headbangingly Cool.




Plus, David Draiman's really sexy. (the big guy in the middle)

It's Friday!!

Did that happy title fool you into thinking there was something fascinating and awesome and spectacular and worth reading about in this blog? HAHA. HA. My week was boring, school sucks, the hot guys never look at me, I've got a new zit, and I just about failed a math quiz. I'm feeling quite emo, to tell you the truth. I'm thinking of dying my hair black or at least brownish. BUT that would look yucky with my pale skin.
lala.
Ah. Boredom.
But on a lighter note, I actually wrote a blog!!! For the first time in like 3 months!!! I know for certain that absolutely NOBODY is actually reading this anyway, but who cares. Blogging is something I can do to pass the time. And I can also daydream about becoming world-famous one day from my awesome posts.

Well, I guess that if you read this, I wasted like a whole minute of your life.
That makes me feel special.